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OK, why this is considered "news" is beyond me, but here it is: States Face Growing Prison Population.

And here, for your viewing pleasure, is the list of "Children's Books That Were Never Published."

1. You Are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables
3. Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share
4. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
5. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
6. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
7. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
8. Some Kittens Can Fly
9. That's It, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
10. Grandpa Gets a Casket
11. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
12. Strangers Have the Best Candy
13. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
14. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
15. Pop! Goes The Hamster and Other Great Microwave Games
16. The Wimp Who Didn't Chase His Ball Across the Street
17. You're Never Too Young to Masturbate
18. Lets Throw Rocks at Retards
19. The Shame Of Adoption
20. Let's Run Along The Highway
21. The Secret At The Bottom Of The Pool
22. You Were an Accident
23. Katie Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
24. The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer- Hey! Let's Go Ride Bikes!
25. All Dogs Go to Hell
26. When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer They Say God Did It
27. What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
28. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Miss Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
29. Bi-Curious George
30. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
31. The Fallacy of Looking Both Ways Before You Cross the Street