It's the Same! Number! Twice!
Oct. 26th, 2005 07:18 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ciroccojI LIIIIVE!!
::looking around curiously::
Anybody miss me?
I actually haven't been gone, per se, in that I've had spotty e-access all along, but it's been a while since I've been able to just log in and say howdy without a great deal of hassle. Random buttons and even more random kicking off and various other feh-related buggaboos.
So compu!guy came, told us the kids' computer was basically a write-off (to which "Ya think?!" was the only possible response), and scoured about a jizillion viruses off our own computer. And presto voila we have access again. Unfortunately all our Ferengi porn is gone :(
Time to download more Ferengi porn!
In other news, Daniel really likes the Twelve Times Table Song because it's "funky", Justin prefers the Ten Times Table Song because it's easy, the Seven Times Table gets them laughing every time, and the Three Times Table Song has been declared "lame". The tape is a huge hit. I may have to slit my wrists.
Although I do confess to a fondness for the Eleven Times Table, with its minor key and intense lyrics:
Eleven-times-a-number-from
One to nine
Is the Same! Number! Twice!
Eleven-times-a-number-from
One to nine
Is the Same! Number! Twice!
::looking around curiously::
Anybody miss me?
I actually haven't been gone, per se, in that I've had spotty e-access all along, but it's been a while since I've been able to just log in and say howdy without a great deal of hassle. Random buttons and even more random kicking off and various other feh-related buggaboos.
So compu!guy came, told us the kids' computer was basically a write-off (to which "Ya think?!" was the only possible response), and scoured about a jizillion viruses off our own computer. And presto voila we have access again. Unfortunately all our Ferengi porn is gone :(
Time to download more Ferengi porn!
In other news, Daniel really likes the Twelve Times Table Song because it's "funky", Justin prefers the Ten Times Table Song because it's easy, the Seven Times Table gets them laughing every time, and the Three Times Table Song has been declared "lame". The tape is a huge hit. I may have to slit my wrists.
Although I do confess to a fondness for the Eleven Times Table, with its minor key and intense lyrics:
Eleven-times-a-number-from
One to nine
Is the Same! Number! Twice!
Eleven-times-a-number-from
One to nine
Is the Same! Number! Twice!
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Date: 2005-10-27 12:10 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-10-27 02:14 am (UTC)::scribbles on to-do list::
Ferengi porn?!?
Date: 2005-10-27 12:51 am (UTC)Re: Ferengi porn?!?
Date: 2005-10-27 02:17 am (UTC)I'm really thrilled that the kids like them and are learning in a way that's fun and easy for them. But it takes all my grown-up-ness to not grab the tape out of the car's tape deck, toss it out the window, and drive over it repeatedly.
Eleven times ten is a hundred and ten,
Eleven times eleven is a hundred and twenty one,
Eleven times twelve is a hundred and thirty two,
Multiplying is good for you!
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Date: 2005-10-27 04:06 am (UTC)The Ferengi are so dirty, and even their porn can give you a virus, dude.
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Date: 2005-10-27 04:28 am (UTC)Ah, thank you :D :D :D