Adultery

[ciroccoj]

Chris: ::to me, in front of the children:: My back is feeling so painful that I would even prefer a backrub to... "long-haired carpet"-ing.
Me: ::blink blink:: Oh! ::laugh::
Daniel: What? I don't get it.
Me: Yeah, you're not supposed to. Daddy was talking in grown-up language. Actually, Daddy was talking "adult" language.
Daniel: What?
Chris: Don't worry about it, you'll get it when you're a teenager.

Long-haired carpet-ing = shagging :)

Comments

[shiningmoon.livejournal.com]

::dies laughing::

I've been up to my eyeballs in Bridget Jones' Diary lately, so I got it immediately. :)

[linaelyn.livejournal.com]

My 11 year old figured out that dodge, this past year. A similar conversation, (more of a proposition, really) between myself and Estel, and she suddenly stood up, shocked look on her face and said "EEEEW!" and stomped out of the room.

I guess she's a teenager.

[lonejaguar.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahaha! It took me a few minutes, but I eventually got it XD