There Is No God!!!!

[ciroccoj]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's BACK!!! That... thing... with the... thing ::flailing arms:: It's baaaack!!!

::cowering whimpering under the desk::

http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1360308&chapter=4

Comments

[tobiascharity.livejournal.com]

On Saturday night Rey and Jenna was sooooooo happy after they caught a criminal they had been tracking down all week. Rey took Jenna to his place to celebrate, when they got in Rey was so delighted that he could celebrate this with Jenna.

Holy. Fucking. Mother of Christ.

Is there no God?

[ciroccoj.livejournal.com]

Is there no God?

I'm agnostic. This pushes me into atheism.

[snarkhunter.livejournal.com]

::meep::

You have got to be fucking *kidding* me. Is that for real?

I believe in God, but apparently S/He has no jurisdiction over fic.

[ciroccoj.livejournal.com]

I believe in God, but apparently S/He has no jurisdiction over fic.

::giggling madly::

I live to spread pain, it seems.

[gypsum.livejournal.com]

Wanna hear the best part? The chick who rights that drek occasionally IMs me, asks me for advice. I usually blow her off because I don't care enough to tell her it sucks.

Believer or no - a MarySue is a MarySue is a ......

[cassatt.livejournal.com]

This is one of the most frightening things I've read in a Loooong Time. Aside from the, um,

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This is one of the most frightening things I've read in a Loooong Time. Aside from the, um, <trying to remember that I'm a nice person> writing, it's scary that she's getting FB! Of course, the FB comments aren't written any better than the fic, but still - she's getting it!

Perhaps this writer hasn't read the various discussion papers on MarySue-itis??

<shudder>

[kalio-plaid.livejournal.com]

*stares in momentarily silent shock* ... *begins screaming* Aaagh! Aaagh! *seizes monitor, shakes it* Aaagh! *slams head against desk repeatedly* Aaagh! *claws out eyeballs*

And you. You. Linking to it, after everything you said about my utter lack of mercy when I kept posting hit-and-run style links to that teenage Jack fic. This one is even worse, as it has four chapters, whereas the other one died a merciful death after one. Have you no conscience?

You know, fics like these would be tolerable--even funny--if they were meant as a spoof, a parody of all the similar fics out there that are serious efforts. But this doesn't look like a spoof. Which makes it scary.

[ciroccoj.livejournal.com]

... Aaagh! *claws out eyeballs*

ROFLMAO!!

And you. You. Linking to it, after everything you said...

Well, see, I'm blaming this on you. It was your shining example I followed when I decided to share my pain :)

And is this a classic example of the student surpassing the teacher, or what?