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In 1972, the General Assembly passed a resolution with the unusually long title of "Measures to prevent international terrorism which endangers or takes innocent human lives or jeopardises fundamental freedoms, and study of the underlying causes of those forms of terrorism and acts of violence which lie in misery, frustration, grievance and despair, and which cause some people to sacrifice human lives, including their own, in an attempt to effect radical changes."
-- Alex Schmid, "Terrorism: The Definitional Problem," (2004) 36 Case W. Res. J. Int'l L. 375

Try saying that one three times fast. Or putting it on letterhead.