Correspondence on the fly
Oct. 31st, 2006 08:18 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Dear Kids:
Wish Mama could be there for trick or treating tonight. First Halloween I've missed. Night classes don't sound like such a bright idea right now.
- Mama
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Dear School:
Yes, I'm taking it seriously. You don't have to 'thank me for my support.' I actually do think my kid's serious misbehaviour at school warrants you calling me and merits a pretty hefty response from both of us as parents.
- Justin's Mom
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Dear Angry Young Cynic:
God, sweetie, let it go. Bush bad, racism worse, world going to hell in handbasket. Yes, we got it, really we did.
- Increasingly Impatient Classmate
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Dear Common Law Academic Affairs Office:
Your website? The one that said we had till October 31 to hand in our Major Paper Registration Form? Was good.
Your form? The one that said the deadline was October 29 and no forms would be accepted after that date?
WTF???
- Student With Fastest-Growing Ulcer
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Dear Bank:
Um... my bank draft? Hellooooooo?
- Curious Customer
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Dear Angry Young Cynic:
No seriously. Let. It. Go.
- Classmate Rolling Her Eyes
Wish Mama could be there for trick or treating tonight. First Halloween I've missed. Night classes don't sound like such a bright idea right now.
- Mama
Dear School:
Yes, I'm taking it seriously. You don't have to 'thank me for my support.' I actually do think my kid's serious misbehaviour at school warrants you calling me and merits a pretty hefty response from both of us as parents.
- Justin's Mom
Dear Angry Young Cynic:
God, sweetie, let it go. Bush bad, racism worse, world going to hell in handbasket. Yes, we got it, really we did.
- Increasingly Impatient Classmate
Dear Common Law Academic Affairs Office:
Your website? The one that said we had till October 31 to hand in our Major Paper Registration Form? Was good.
Your form? The one that said the deadline was October 29 and no forms would be accepted after that date?
WTF???
- Student With Fastest-Growing Ulcer
Dear Bank:
Um... my bank draft? Hellooooooo?
- Curious Customer
Dear Angry Young Cynic:
No seriously. Let. It. Go.
- Classmate Rolling Her Eyes
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Date: 2006-11-01 03:12 pm (UTC)I wish I wasn't trick or treating last night. Or that I had a flask with me. Crying angry boy in the 30 degree wind isn't really as fun as it sounds.