Doctor quotes
Mar. 26th, 2007 09:57 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ciroccojDid my yearly physical, which I hadn't actually done in about three years ::is sheepish:: I'm so bad at medical stuff. Makes me feel really bad for our family doc, who's a great guy, because I'm a terrible patient.
Anyway, here's a few of his funnies from this morning:
"Well, you'll never die of high blood pressure, that's for sure." [I have almost pathologically low blood pressure.]
(Re. circumcisions) "I don't do them. Although I hear that the pay is lousy, but the tips are great."
"I'm going to do your Pap test now. Let me know if I'm hurting you, because I'm not a great judge of these things, since I've never had a Pap test in my entire life."
"Sorry, I can't find anything wrong with you. You're very bad for business, you know."
Anyway, here's a few of his funnies from this morning:
"Well, you'll never die of high blood pressure, that's for sure." [I have almost pathologically low blood pressure.]
(Re. circumcisions) "I don't do them. Although I hear that the pay is lousy, but the tips are great."
"I'm going to do your Pap test now. Let me know if I'm hurting you, because I'm not a great judge of these things, since I've never had a Pap test in my entire life."
"Sorry, I can't find anything wrong with you. You're very bad for business, you know."
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Date: 2007-03-26 05:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-03-26 05:33 pm (UTC)I won't die of high blood pressure either---might die from no blood pressure though! The last time mine was checked, the person looks over and says "are you sure you're breathing....!"
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Date: 2007-03-26 07:03 pm (UTC)