The participle's not all that dangles here...

[ciroccoj]

I love danglypartsiple as much for the intentional snark of the posters as the unintentional humour of the authors. Here's today's gem:
I'm surprised anyone's willing to blow him if he has a sentient talking cock.
Voice husky and well used, Jon's cock remembered the feel of that throat and voice wrapping around it.

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[snarkhunter.livejournal.com]

As if I wasn't already afraid of penises (penes?). This will give me NIGHTMARES.

("Susan, help! A talking penis is critising me!")