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mynuet:
Answer the questions, then look at the psychoanalysis or whatever at the end.
1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. With who?
2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind?
3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. (Describe it)
5. Does it have a fence?
6. You enter the house. You walk in to the dining room and see the dining room table. Whats on it?
7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?
8. What do you do with the cup?
9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself at a beautiful pond. How big is it?
10. You have to go through the pond. How wet do you get?
Armchair Psychoanalysis
1. The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important person in your life.
2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in your life.
3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems.
4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems.
5. A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced.
6. If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy.
7. The durability of the material with the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship.
8. Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude.
9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.
10. How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your sex life.
My answers
1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. With who? Chris.
No surprise.
2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind? Deer.
My problems are largish, but shy.
3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal? I watch them.
I... watch my problems? Sounds about right.
4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. (Describe it) Largish, with a turret somewhere and big windows.
?
5. Does it have a fence? No.
Ah, no, this does not mean I want people to drop in on me whenever. No, it really, really doesn't. ::hastily pictures a fence around my home - low and inviting, but nevertheless a clear indication that I have boundaries::
6. You enter the house. You walk in to the dining room and see the dining room table. Whats on it? Nothing.
Doh. That's harsh.
7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it? Teacup.
Oh dear.
8. What do you do with the cup? Put it on the steps to remind myself to bring it inside.
LOL!!
9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself at a beautiful pond. How big is it? Pool-size.
I'm with you,mynuet. So much for my dreams of sluttiness.
10. You have to go through the pond. How wet do you get? Hopefully only wet up to the knees.
... and that would be why I'll probably never achieve slutdom, I suppose.
In other news, it's 40°C with humidity. That's 104°F. Time to go hide in the basement.
mynuet:Answer the questions, then look at the psychoanalysis or whatever at the end.
1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. With who?
2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind?
3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. (Describe it)
5. Does it have a fence?
6. You enter the house. You walk in to the dining room and see the dining room table. Whats on it?
7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?
8. What do you do with the cup?
9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself at a beautiful pond. How big is it?
10. You have to go through the pond. How wet do you get?
Armchair Psychoanalysis
1. The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important person in your life.
2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in your life.
3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems.
4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems.
5. A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced.
6. If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy.
7. The durability of the material with the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship.
8. Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude.
9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.
10. How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your sex life.
My answers
1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. With who? Chris.
No surprise.
2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind? Deer.
My problems are largish, but shy.
3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal? I watch them.
I... watch my problems? Sounds about right.
4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. (Describe it) Largish, with a turret somewhere and big windows.
?
5. Does it have a fence? No.
Ah, no, this does not mean I want people to drop in on me whenever. No, it really, really doesn't. ::hastily pictures a fence around my home - low and inviting, but nevertheless a clear indication that I have boundaries::
6. You enter the house. You walk in to the dining room and see the dining room table. Whats on it? Nothing.
Doh. That's harsh.
7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it? Teacup.
Oh dear.
8. What do you do with the cup? Put it on the steps to remind myself to bring it inside.
LOL!!
9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself at a beautiful pond. How big is it? Pool-size.
I'm with you,
mynuet. So much for my dreams of sluttiness.10. You have to go through the pond. How wet do you get? Hopefully only wet up to the knees.
... and that would be why I'll probably never achieve slutdom, I suppose.
In other news, it's 40°C with humidity. That's 104°F. Time to go hide in the basement.
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Date: 2007-08-02 08:16 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-08-02 08:24 pm (UTC)And apparently I put my attitude in my bag, or something. I have no idea what to make of that.
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Date: 2007-08-02 08:50 pm (UTC)B/c I hear, "You have to go through the pond," and I think, "Like HELL I will go through the pond! It could have leeches in it! I do not walk to through strange ponds. I will go *around* the pond."
I'm too literal for these kinds of games.
On the other hand, given the state of my sex life...and how little effort I put into changing that, maybe it is accurate.
Mostly, though, I refuse to walk through strange ponds. B/c of leeches. And I think this is a practical approach to my life.
Also, my house had a low, charming fence. So.
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Date: 2007-08-02 08:52 pm (UTC)Well, see, now I don't know if I would take it back inside. How long has it been outside? What condition is it in? Are there slug trails on it? B/c all of these things are important.
ARGH. I DO NOT LIKE THIS GAME. It is too impractical.
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Date: 2007-08-02 11:37 pm (UTC)