Trail riding humour
Aug. 27th, 2008 05:55 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ciroccojCowboy sittin' at a bar, drinkin' his gin. Pretty woman comes in, pulls up a stool, and orders a gin too. Cowboy looks her over as they drink; she looks nice enough, so he turns to her once they're both done and says, "Ma'am, c'n Ah order you another gin?"
"You can order me another, but I'll pay for it myself," she says. "I'm not looking for a pick-up."
Cowboy's a bit disappointed, but no big deal. "Why's that, ma'am?" he asks her curiously.
"I'm a lesbian."
Cowboy thinks a minute. "What's a lesbian, ma'am?"
"Well, it means I probably like a lot of the same things you like: soft skin, nice curves, warm breasts, red lips..."
Cowboy nods thoughtfully, they both finish their drinks in friendly silence, and the woman leaves.
Pretty young thing comes in a while later, sits down next to him, and gives him a wide-eyed once-over.
"Are you a cowboy?" she asks admiringly.
"Well ma'am," he says slowly, "Ah used ta think so, but now Ah think Ah'm a lesbian."
"You can order me another, but I'll pay for it myself," she says. "I'm not looking for a pick-up."
Cowboy's a bit disappointed, but no big deal. "Why's that, ma'am?" he asks her curiously.
"I'm a lesbian."
Cowboy thinks a minute. "What's a lesbian, ma'am?"
"Well, it means I probably like a lot of the same things you like: soft skin, nice curves, warm breasts, red lips..."
Cowboy nods thoughtfully, they both finish their drinks in friendly silence, and the woman leaves.
Pretty young thing comes in a while later, sits down next to him, and gives him a wide-eyed once-over.
"Are you a cowboy?" she asks admiringly.
"Well ma'am," he says slowly, "Ah used ta think so, but now Ah think Ah'm a lesbian."
