Chris, reading the hotel bar's drink menu

[ciroccoj]

"Ooh, and they've got margaritas, and pina coladas, and martinis, and daiquiris - and presumably they can make any of those without alcohol too. Except for the martini. Because a martini without alcohol is an olive."

Comments

[linaelyn.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHA!! Or a curl of lemon peel, which is how I like mine. But yes.

[lizzie-omalley.livejournal.com]

hahahahaha too funny.

Although I once asked about an alcoholess margarita and was told that that is just sweet and sour and loses all the flavor of the orangy liquours that they use in them. In short, not so good.

[daf9.livejournal.com]

Hehe! I like olives - but I HATE martinis!