Did that guy just wolf-whistle at me?

[ciroccoj]

I burst out laughing today over something that would've had me steaming and embarrassed twenty years ago. I'm biking past these guys at the Mission downtown and one of them yells something like, "HellO, hot Mama!" and I wonder what poor young woman has been the object of a drunk's loud attention, glance around, and... there's nobody around other than about twenty down-on-their-luck guys and me.

I look at the yeller, and he's staring straight at me. Look around again, and start laughing my ass off as I ride away, because, dude, I'm forty years old and the mother of a teenager and about thirty pounds away from any kind of conventional MILFhood, but hey, beauty is in the (somewhat bleary) eye of the beholder. Um... thanks for the attempt at a compliment, I guess :D :D :D :D

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[mynuet.livejournal.com]

One of my kids this morning started singing "Brick House" at me. That was kind of o.O

[ciroccoj.livejournal.com]

Hee!

How far into the lyrics did he go?

[mynuet.livejournal.com]

She's a brick house, she's mighty mighty!

Me: I think I'm not going to let anything hang out right now, since we're supposed to be working on math.

[bast2.livejournal.com]

Occasionally I still get them, and I'm 62 and use a cane!