Me: ::packing for TKD:: So I've got my uniform, belt, sparring equipment - this is not my jock strap and cup, though.
Chris: Hey, don't laugh, there are jock straps and cups for women too.
Me: ::laughing:: What?
Chris: Apparently women only find that funny if they've never been canned. It's not as painful as a guy getting canned, but it's still pretty bad.
Me: ::eyeing him suspiciously::
Chris: I'm serious. I've seen them. Female jock straps.
Me: ::still suspicious:: You've... seen them?
Chris: OK, fine, what I saw were actually G-strings. Female jock straps really do exist, though.
Chris: Hey, don't laugh, there are jock straps and cups for women too.
Me: ::laughing:: What?
Chris: Apparently women only find that funny if they've never been canned. It's not as painful as a guy getting canned, but it's still pretty bad.
Me: ::eyeing him suspiciously::
Chris: I'm serious. I've seen them. Female jock straps.
Me: ::still suspicious:: You've... seen them?
Chris: OK, fine, what I saw were actually G-strings. Female jock straps really do exist, though.
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Date: 2012-03-04 03:20 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-03-04 03:28 am (UTC)ETA: No, wait, I'm thinking of the cups for women. Oops. But yes, there is a jock strap in order to hold the cup in place. I have one.
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Date: 2012-03-04 03:53 am (UTC)