Soccer Report #3

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Soccer: Hoo-yah!

• Our team: no subs.
  
• Theirs: 3 subs.
  
• Weather: Hot-esque.
  
• Sun: in our eyes first half.
  
• 1st half goalie: rocked.
  
• 2nd half goalie: rocked.
  
• Field lines: what field lines? We don't need no stinking field lines!
  
• Physical ambiance: a liittle rough (trips, hits, I blocked three balls cold with my non-existent uterus)
  
• Emotional ambiance: very friendly, as both sides kept getting called for fouls we had no idea we were committing.
  
• Zen moment 1: Elena (D) doing a one-woman Defense line routine for about 5 minutes
  
• Zen moment 2: Karen (F) taking the ball from midline to goal all by herself, as every forward and mid ran up the field yelling encouragement but not actually doing a damn thing to help her out because we were too far away and blocked by the entire green team
  
• Score: 2:0, for us.