It's the End of the World as we know it...

This? Is too bloody funny:

The Armageddon Flowchart

Sarah tagged me for the 7 Random Things About Me meme (heh - Mememe!), so here they are:

1. I have never seen Forrest Gump or Titanic.
   
   
2. Both of my children had the same due date (February 18). Apparently, May is a good time for me and Chris. This may be Too Much Information.
   
   
3. I sang Second Soprano one year even though my vocal range is First, because I wanted to learn how to read music and Firsts hardly ever need to.
   
   
4. In high school I did a computerized careers survey. Of the top ten careers the computer suggested, seven were in the military. I believe the top choice was Military Police. The one that amused my mother the most was Artillery Officer.
   
   
5. I wore a small stud in the cartilege of my right ear for seven years. The piercing never really healed, and hurt a little tiny bit all the time.
   
   
6. For about three years my diet during the school year was: Breakfast = oatmeal & tea, Lunch = Ban Righ Cafeteria all-you-can-eat lunch plan, Dinner = iced tea & spaghetti.
   
   
7. I have tried to give blood three times. The Red Cross finally told me to please stop trying, because they were afraid I was going to go into convulsions and die on them.