Overheard from upstairs

Chris: No, Justin, you don't stand a chance.
Justin: ::indistinct mumble::
Chris: It's just not possible. But hey, you're welcome to try. Now remember, ::mumble mumble mumble::
Justin: ::indistinct mumble::
Chris: Ready?
Justin: ::mumble:: ::sound of effort::
Chris: Oh my Christ!
Justin: ::whooping and shrieking laughter::
Chris: ::laughing in amazement:: Go get your mother and your brother and tell them!

Justin just lifted his dad. Eight years old, lifting 185 pounds.