Chris: Why did you cut up that red pepper?
Me: Oh it was part of a veggie wrap. Also, it's a superfood.
Chris: ::rolls eyes::
Me: Yeah, I know. Everything is a superfood these days.
Chris: Everything vegetable, anyway.
Me: The other day it was celery.
Chris: Celery? All celery's got is fibre and water.
Me: No, it's got something else, too. Something good for your... brain? I think?
Chris: Yeah, fibre and water. Helps keep you from getting constipated, so you're not constantly thinking about your bowels, so you can think about other stuff.
Me: No, really. Some kind of flavo-oxy-glyco-3-omega something.
Chris: Otherwise known as fibre.
Me: No, really. You know, those long chemical names that are good for whatever. Anti-oxidants and stuff?
Chris: Maybe you should go eat some celery. Your brain doesn't seem to be working right.
Me: Yeah, it's starting to tell me to eat more celery.
Me: Oh it was part of a veggie wrap. Also, it's a superfood.
Chris: ::rolls eyes::
Me: Yeah, I know. Everything is a superfood these days.
Chris: Everything vegetable, anyway.
Me: The other day it was celery.
Chris: Celery? All celery's got is fibre and water.
Me: No, it's got something else, too. Something good for your... brain? I think?
Chris: Yeah, fibre and water. Helps keep you from getting constipated, so you're not constantly thinking about your bowels, so you can think about other stuff.
Me: No, really. Some kind of flavo-oxy-glyco-3-omega something.
Chris: Otherwise known as fibre.
Me: No, really. You know, those long chemical names that are good for whatever. Anti-oxidants and stuff?
Chris: Maybe you should go eat some celery. Your brain doesn't seem to be working right.
Me: Yeah, it's starting to tell me to eat more celery.