Why for, Tories? Why for?

OK, I feel kinda bad and I know I shouldn't have done this, but nothing else seems to work. After the numerous, "Not voting Conservative, please don't call us," "Really, don't call us, no, we already know the Conservative platform, we don't wanna hear it again," "We've asked you not to call us, we never vote Conservative" today's nice volunteer who asked for Mrs. [Chris'sLastName] and told me he was calling on behalf of Tim Hudak's Conservatives got, "Please put us on your do-not-call list; we would rather dive into a bucket of pus than ever vote Conservative."


Sorry, dude, you don't deserve to get the brunt of my frustration at your party, but maybe you can write down my inexcusably rude response and finally get your people to stop calling us!!