There is just simply no excuse for this, but...

[ciroccoj]

... I'm a bad, bad person. I read about the near-death experience and anguished pain of a fellow human being, and snort-laughed.

Man Loses Fingers in Quest for Girlfriend.

Best quote: "Mr. Gonsoulin didn't really know that there was any place on Earth that could be so cold and so inhospitable."

My inner eugenist also kinda hopes the guy froze certain other parts to the extent that reproduction won't be an option. Just to make sure non-map reading genes don't perpetuate themselves.

Comments

[lonejaguar.livejournal.com]

Did he think Canada was a self-contained city like the Vatican? You'd think he'd take a bus the 2500 kilometers to Quebec instead of WALKING.

Shame he won't be able to type anymore ;)

If you're a bad person, then I'm horrible because this kind of thing almost deserves a certain level or ridicule ;)

[umbo.livejournal.com]

That's... really stupid. Really, *really* stupid! I have to wonder about the intelligence of his supposed girlfriend if she's still in love with him after a stunt like that....

[(Anonymous)]

I'm pretty sure they have TV in California though, so how could he be so woefully ignorant about weather? Mapreading incompetence is more forgivable.

[tudorlady.livejournal.com]

Holy livid shit, what a moron!

Nope, sorry, this one definitely passes the laugh test. Someone this profoundly stupid (absent some sort of actual mental impairment that isn't his fault) definitely has it coming.

See what I meant about SoCal, CJ? Year-round warm weather makes people *STUPID*. Inestimably, profoundly, irretreivably *stupid*.