Overheard in our home this morning

[ciroccoj]

Chris: What's this?
Me: Oh, those are presents for ninja_kat Jr.
Chris: How come?
Me: I bought him presents for Christmas, but I haven't been able to find them.
Chris: What were they?
Me: Pretty much the same as those, 0-6 month baby toys.
Chris: Oh. I thought those were for me. They were so much fun...
Me: Haha.
Chris: I thought they were sex toys, though, so they're kind of wrecked.


Chris: If I'm having an affair, the woman I'm with is my mistress. So what's the pool-boy? My mister?
Me: Haha. I think it's your luhvaah.
Chris: No, seriously, though. There's got to be a proper name for him.
Me: Dunno.
Chris: Well what do you call your pool-boy?
Me: Ted.

Comments

[shiningmoon.livejournal.com]

::snorting with laughter::

[jenniferjames.livejournal.com]

You guys oughta take your show on the road. Seriously. =)

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

I thought the pool boy was his...cousin.

[ciroccoj.livejournal.com]

ROFL!!

[linaelyn.livejournal.com]

I love you guys.

I think "Pool-boy" usually works as a moniker, especially when you can't recall if this is Ted's week or this is Pierre's week to "clean the pool."

And I think I know exactly which 0-6 months baby toy that is. Good Vibrations sells it, too.